February 2012
annefranksgasmask:
if laughing burns calories i should be like .00001 pound because i literally laugh every 2 seconds
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me: he could get it
my mom: get what
me:
my mom:
me: a good education
cute boy: *walks by*
me: he could get it
regular boy: *walks by*
me: he could get it
pretty lady: *walks by*
me: she could get it
pizza slice: *walks by*
me: he could get it
ice cream: *walks by*
me: he could get it
annawintour:
“that native american image isn’t funny”
beyoncebeytwice:
im a better friend to people on the internet than to people irl
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tweenboy:
all i wanna do is make out with someone
abusivemom:
does anybody actually still play farmville
friend: hey have you heard of alana dell ray????? she's relatively new, you probably have never heard of her
me: do you have down syndrome or something
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it was because today I saw the guy who I haven’t seen for well over two years and he never apologized to me for being an asswipe, he thinks he did nothing wrong, and he had the fucking nerve to try and strike up a conversation with me, idk what this motherfucker wants from me tbh
lalondie:
Pokemon Yellow and Orange Stripes with Three Transparent Spots and a Map of Asia in the Corner Version
hey guys i cant really blog today because my hands are shaking really bad, today has literally been horrible i want to crawl under a rock and die
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africans:
remember how you felt when you realized jason earles is in his 30s
k1mkardashian:
annefranksgasmask:
the awkward moment when blackmorning takes a pic of you without your permission
vaginastew lives
tunnnelsnakesrule:
1612th:
imagine if a spider laid eggs under your eyelids and one day like thousands of little spiders hatched under your skin and just started pouring out via your eyes and running across your face all while under your skin
i’m unfollowing you
buttduchess:
plot twist: someone is actually happy with their life
Watchglared:
ilovesquidward:
omg this is my favorite episode ever
still funny
if your facial hair grows in patchy, consider yourself undateable
tumblr people: omg you're so pretty
school people: i've never seen this species of dog before
do i regret eating an entire pizza?
not a bit
ewrecktion:
Elaine and Hugo would give birth to the hottest kid ever God
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i’m done with the 30 day music challenge
haHahaHA………….
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